Well, well, what have we here.
If you've ended up here, you know exactly what you're looking for. Maybe not consciously, but deep down inside, you felt the pull. The urge.

...ah, but where are my manners? My name is Eiji Saitani (才(さい)谷(たに)英(えい)二(じ)), resident saimin kitsune (催(さい)眠(みん)きつね) -- that's Japanese for "hypnofox" -- and this place is a little "visitor's den", of sorts. Feel free to look around; I'm sure you'll enjoy what you see here. And if you like it and want to stay for longer, well -- that can be easily arranged～